i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT
wait what does fanny mean in england
in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.
hands over ownership of this post 2 u
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
- KEVIN TRAN IS DEAD
- NEW SHERLOCK TRAILER
- "HER HAIR FAZES THROUGH HER ARM"
- rip nelson mandela
- "SURPRISE, BITCH"
- GALLIFREY IS A REAL PLANET
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
*Wakes up to see that it snowed/iced over night*
when you start shipping something as a joke but then it’s like
Spear/Scythe Wielders (✿◠‿◠)
I know I’ve said this in another post but holy sheeot, look how fucking seamless that fighting looks. My god scythes are the coolest fucking weapons on the planet
I will fight you on this.
You and I may have to fight…
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