none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time
When you forget to plug your headphones in
Vine by: Cody Johns
I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.
ok it’s 2014 all fanfiction should be on ao3
That tag tho
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.
She doesn’t stop.
She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.
Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.
Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.
He was summarily arrested.
There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.
When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.
What did she get charged with?
Simple assault. I shit you not.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
I’m going to throw up now.
Wooow this was scary as fuck to watch
I can do you one better….
He was arrested in part for voyeurism against her… for filming her sexually assaulting him.
I didn’t mention it before for fear that no one would believe me.
That’s right…. THE POLICE CHARGED HIM WITH VIDEO VOYEURISM FOR FILMING THE WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIM WHILE HE WAS BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. FOR MAKING ALLEGED CREEP SHOTS AGAINST THE WOMAN ATTEMPTING TO RAPE HIM HE WAS THROWN IN JAIL.
I mean just… I… *RAGE*.
Me on my way to steal your man
wee little bread loaves
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