geckopirateship asked: "Dumbledore's sexuality wasn't relevant to his character" they say, when his relationship with Grindelwald was one of the most important events of his life.
Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails
"BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!"
Via catfuse zum
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
Yo tell me about Will Smith and his “non existent” father one more fucking time tumblr folk.
Because y’know, it’s not like he’s an actor who is able to act like a kid who grew up without a dad.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
He once fixed my VCR for free! He didn’t judge!
There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
me: (downloads song)
me: (skips past it every time it comes on)
me: (refuses to delete it)
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